A fork of Rural Dictionary
The time when the Great Cosmic Muffin flies down and smites you from the earth. Also see Armageddon
There seems to be a gigantic spiritual paistery falling from the stars. How odd. Hey it's coming to smite me. I wonder if this is going to be painful. After all, it's just a stupid Muf- (WUMP)
The only way to escape that which is haunting your every move in life, and the only thing that can combat against the evil that one can only try to ignore through the journey to the end. The thing that keeps you awake at night, yet gratifies you of an end to pain. The gift of life is matched only with the gift of death; for anything that can die had something to lose. Death is the start of the end, and it has the one effect of making others want to live more passionately. In a way death is the one thing that can save others, yet end you. Death is the one who taps on your shoulder; a metaphor for the beginning of the end. The death of one is said to either be the end of one journey or the beginning of another. Death is, however, inevitable for one. Infinity holds the dearest thought that no matter what life and death will still live in balance once more after the inevitable journey of one.
The old man was near the end. He only had one more step to his life; and that was death.
people think your death is when you die. But you really die during life and then later your body dies.
Dude life sucks im done and then you get hit by a bus the next day.
What happpens when you eat too much and you have a heart attack
Remember kids, you can't spell death without eat!
Your one, true, and only friend after life.
Death, I never thought that this day would come
Death is the only cure to the sexually transmitted disease called life. Death comes in many forms. A few of these forms include: Liquid: Usually the cure is placed in a syringe and injected into the infected, who will be cured depending on the potency of the cure. Most bases of death in this state is potassium chloride or cyanide. Accidental: Accidental death may be found in many stages of the life disease, thus its unstable state. Cures can result from just eating too much of something, as there is a hidden amount of Death in everything. Solid: Death in solid forms can be divided between consumption, impact and contact. Consumption in terms refers to something such as a pill, or a substance containing high amounts of cure. Commonly used for suicide. (Side Note, do not commit suicide. Just think of your family, you have a use in this world, it’s okay. Get help. Don’t choose the dark way.) Impact: Basically a fall to the ground, but in this case, the ground shoots death molecules up your body from the area of impact, curing you sometimes partially or instantly. Contact: Death in contact is when you touch something containing death, or touching something that will trigger your death molecules. Yes, everything contains a bit of death molecules. E.g. Hydrochloric Acid Gaseous: Death in terms of gaseous stage is very common. Many gases causing death are packed with lots of cure molecules.
No example here. Side note, take this with a grain of salt. Death is sinister and it is to be taken seriously. Appreciate your life, for whatever reason it may be. You have already made a big achievement and a large global contribution. By existing. Somebody does love you, you’ll find him or her. You live for a reason, for somebody. Don’t make them lose their chance. Just enjoy your life, as you’ll make others enjoy theirs to just with your existence.