A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase used by gamers to imply they have done something right. If someone says this it usually means they probably pawned the shit out of everyone in a free-for-all or team game. In the eyes of a gamer this is considered a great triumph.
*Killionaire,Perfection,Sniper Spree,Unfreakinbelieveable*
SmallSplash "Whats that? Did i break it?
Shawnyboy "Oh shit dude"
A person that has no friends and is trying to do a good comeback. *Tom Horne* cough cough
Me: when do we have maths
Tom Horne: When did I ask
Also Tom Horne in his head: Why didn't anyone yell "oooooooooooh" with me?
This is the classic comeback used by people too retarded to think of a smart insult
If you use this as a comeback, you are probably a-
Retard
Someone with a small dick
Someone with a iq smaller than their dick
Someone who has no dick
Someone who has no iq
Someone who gets 0 pussy and has 0 hoes
Someone who probably wears 10 foot platforms and thinks that they are some emo shithead that worships satan. (I'm looking at you, Bunny).
If you use this as a comeback, the person who you said it to has legal rights to beat the shit out of you and tear off your ears and shove them down your throat.
Guy 1: "I was at the park and my friend showed up. We had a great time."
Guy 2: "Haha, when?"
Guy 1: "Oh it was yest-"
Guy 2: "No! When did I ask?!"
Guy 1: *Kicks other guy and knocks him out. Proceeds to rip Guy 2's ears off and shove them down their throat.*
know what i mean, know what i'm am saying.
choda boy: lets go pick up some rossi and a fifth of XO.
Joslin: YaDidIMean.
choda boy:Word
Why the fuck did I make this
Person: "Why did I make this"
Mysterious Person: "Because I created you so have no choice to make something even though nothing was made you small, idiotic fool."
When someone replies to something you say with “when did I ask” they are the definition of a flop Or alternatively a drop kick and cannot think of anything good to say so resort back to “when did I ask”
Bloke: yo I just found 10 bucks
Flop: when... “when did I ask”?
Bloke: you’re an actual flop
"When did I ask" is something a fucking 9 year old cunt that screams RussIa WiNS The War or ThE fUtUrE iS nEaR and averagly / daily plays fortnite for a living and shitting themselves. It is referred to as absolute fucking retarded word that rarely anyone uses and a person would use it to end a conversation leading to the person being hit with the word , to utterly be enraged and wanting to literally stone you to death.
Bsf: "Hey man , You wanna go out to eat with my girlfriend maybe invite yours?"
Cunt : "when?"
Bsf : " At-"
Cunt : "Nah when did I ask.
bsf : *insert image of a cannibal literally shredding a person to bits."