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crazy ass dick

A complete and total weirdo, a C.A.D., a McKenna, or a Jessica. Crazy ass dicks are very common around town, everone wants to be one, but watch out, there are many wannabe crazy ass dicks!

"Wow did you see that hobo?! He was a fuckin crazy ass dick!"
"Dude, you don't have to be a crazy ass dick about it..."

by Jessica Callery May 20, 2008

Dick in my ass

The phrase " dick in my ass" is to be used when someone is upset.

Hayden: Hey Cole, did you text the squad to tell them we were here?

Cole: Oh, dick in my ass! Sorry man, I forgot.

by SharkishaMicheleQuan November 03, 2016

DDDA - Deep Dicked Dat ASS!!

DDDA means to deep dick dat ass, something you often do to a hoe at daaa club, if you got no glove.

You know wat they say no glove no love anal for the W

Chris: " yoooo bro i DDDA that girl yesterday, she had not showered for a while it ended in a muddy situation, big yikes."
21 Savage: "fuckkkkk let me slurp da muddy situation up for you ;)"
DDDA - Deep Dicked Dat ASS!!

by young anal April 24, 2019

Yuletide Dick in the Ass

Bad luck around Christmas.

Yo, dude, someone took a dump on your drivers seat. Shoulda locked your doors.

What a yuletide dick in the ass!

by deincredibles December 14, 2010

Dick In My Ass

A carnal craving...

I have a craving for dick in my ass!

by LetherG November 27, 2019

eat my entire dick and ass

something my gay friend joel says when he is displeased with something or annoyed or sometimes his gay ass just says it for no reason,,,, ily Joel bahahahahaha

me: hey joel communisum
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no

Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

by YOURFRENDSHAYLA September 15, 2018