A fork of Rural Dictionary
Advernounjective
Officially it is poop or the act of a bowel movement, but it is also popularly used as an expletive, or any other verb, noun, or word. Best said whilst acting retarded with a retarded voice. Generally followed by "I wuv U" and a hugging gesture, also acted out retardedly.
Dookie!! (Hello)
Dookie! (Ouch)
Dookie (Shut the hell up)
Dookie (I'm Thirsty)
Aaron why do you have that constipated look on your face? You look like you need to take a Dookie.
as most people know it, to dookie is to shit, but now, dookie has become an insult, an annoyance, a petty thing to say at the most random of all times, just try it.
Say someone just did something stupid,u go up to them, make a hand gesture, preferably the action of putting your right palm in between ur forearm, and bicep, moving ur arm back and forth with ur hand pointing forward, ur whole arm at 45 degree angle, and simply saying,"You have just been dookied on."
Another use would be if something serious were going on, and to eliminate all seriousness from the situation, you scream DOOKIE!!!, in a very high-pitched voice.
Dookie comes from the mis-pronounced word "Deuce". Deuce means "two". Taking a deuce means taking a number two, or pooping. That is why people today call it "dookie"
Taking a Dook (Deuce) or dookie (deuce).