A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you suck the farts out of someone’s bum bum.
Brian wanted to give me a dirty dyson after our Taco Bell date.
The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
A Known guy on ps3 who is a total badass he is also a funny fucker
I-Dyson-I go into league play
10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"
To put your penis inside a vacuum cleaner.
In an attempt to make his penis longer, Rob tried dyson dicking which in result caused several injuries and a $2000 hospital visit.
Hot mother fucker honestly the best girl u can get
Man she is Lily dyson
I would smash that ass