Country Dictionary

Annoying flies that eat shit & fuck each other

cops are aften refered to as blow flies because if they arent eating shit thier fucking somebody

cop:you coming down town
Bobby:damn, blow flies

A condition in which flies fly directly out of ones butt.

Joe has butt flies! And now they are all over the office!

Those little black spots that float around in your peripheral vision, usually seen when you're kicking a$$ at the gym and you start to hallucinate slightly.

"Man oh man, I was on my 300th crunch and I started getting gym flies, big time! I had to stop and rest a while..."

Flights with Wi-Fi access

Deadmau5 hahaha im on a plane bitch!!! and i have wifi. neat. certainly makes the flight alot less boring.
(Quote by musician deadmau5 found on Twitter and my response)

@Deadmau5 would it be called Wi-Fli?

The worst book in the whole fucking wide world. I will feed the boys in the book krokodil. which krokodil is a dangerous drug.

This book is more like Lard of the Faggots

Fuck Lord of the Flies

When a vagina is sexually overused it has not a rotting smell, but the smell of old, mixed, stinky semen from dozens of men and the smell begins to attract flies.

“Mmm, Kim’s looking good.”
“Nah, fam. Stay away from Kim. She gots the box flies.”

A term used by fisherman, kayakers or those trying to enjoy other small watercraft to describe rude people on jet skis who are inconsiderate of others on the water.

The idiots on jet skies were like black flies annoying the fishermen in their small fishing boats.