A fork of Rural Dictionary
The swine flu "pandemic" in which little of the population was infected.
David: "About 36,000 people die from the normal flu every year. i'm thinking the swine flu pandemic is all hype."
Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."
When someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.
John: "Betty stayed home today with a sore throat"
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."
A furry husky femboi who has a beautiful thic ass
Also a YouTuber who likes to dance (stripper confirmed)
Furry 1: Hey do you know that femboy over there?
Furry 2: Yea that’s Fluke the furry. What’s wrong?
Furry 1: I really wanna slap his thic big ass
Furry 2: .
when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu
Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.
A man who intentionally commits a crime hoping to get arrested. Prior to this act, the Meth addicted pincushion stuffs as many drugs into their man cave as possible. When they arrive at a detention facility, they proceed to probe their own rectum to induce a bowel movement. This makes the drugs available to them for personal use and bartering. Items bartered for include other drugs, gay sex, phone calls, commissary, and a long list of further demeaning acts. Ironically always on the library list for the book "The Way of the Fish".
Fucking Burford...he rear ended that car intentionally after he went Brimmed Fluke. He missed his life of action on the inside.
When somebody dropps a heavy device on someone's head.
What the fluke was that?