A fork of Rural Dictionary
an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance.
joe: you're so sexy, you smell good, i want your ass on my face so i can see it all the time.
alexis: just stop.
(remember on the first date, only compliment a girl once or it may cause flabbergastment trauma)
news reporter:
"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."
that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it
"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."
A container meant for water, although it can be used for other beverages as well, typically it is cylinder shaped but it is also known more commonly as a bottle.
"I left my flabbergastical at home so I don't have any water with me."
Adj:Something so unfathomably incomprehensible you don't know what happened.
" Bro what did he just say?"
*Nah that's flabbergastical"
Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!