A fork of Rural Dictionary
An old ugly women of loose persuation. ie. An old slut. Used only rarely to the ugliest of characters of which you feel even a duck would not go near them. What defines a Fuck a Duck is the pure ugliness of character in which she completely lacks.
a. Look at that old fuck a duck! So ugly a duck won't even go near her.
b. What is that old fuck a duck complaining about this time?
fuck a duck?
screw a pigeon?
you better go to church
and get some religion!
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you come at last
When someone as bland as Barbara Streisand's last ballad gets a reply, one says "go fuck a duck".
Said to a person who is just so menial in their existence as an expression of newfound ignorance by their presence.
What you say to a person who says something that doesn't effect you in any way that can be physically shown at that moment.
"Why don't you go do a barbara and fuck a duck...queeny"
phrase used in a song to the tune of row, row, row ur boat
fuck, fuck, fuck, a duck
screw a kangaroo
eat a grape, rape an ape,
orgy at the zoo
to have sex with farm animals, namely ducks
last night, we all paid five bucks to watch jim fuck-a-duck