A fork of Rural Dictionary
A coworker or friend who likes to pay themselves on the back for how great they are doing when everything is easy, but falls apart, withdraws, and gives up at the first sight of any resistance or difficulty.
Todd was the top sales rep when Bob’s retirement dropped easy money in his lap. When the economy dropped he gave up more losses than anyone else. What a gazelle.
The action of entering a house from a window which requires entrant to leap through the window, as would a Gazelle under the same circumstances.
"How did you get into my house?"
"Aw, we just chucked a Gazelle."
1 ~A Bitter-ass woman that uses her self-induced bad experiences to fuel her rage and takes it out on the world....especially as it pertains to men.
2~ Female in a group of females that is the easiest one to pick up. Sell her a few dreams and she's like putty in your hands. Inexperienced, vulnerable and gullible to your bullshit.
1~ "She runs around here behaving like a Wounded Gazelle. She needs to calm the fuck down."
2~ "Bretherin, I've spotted me a Wounded Gazelle."
To be particularly "on" when talking with a member of the opposite sex.
"How did you get Michelle to sleep with you, she's an 8 3 8 and your a freshman."
"Yo, I was gamin' like a gazelle"
The act of a man urinating into a bathtub in a way that looks like a gazelle from behind. This is done for various reasons, from keeping the toilet clean, to giving a larger target in the dark, or to allow standing on your toes while urinating.
I walked in to a dark bathroom to find Eric gazelling. At least there's no piss on the toilet seat.