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Gonzo

An morbidly enlarged clitoris. Usually caused by steroids abuse or just plain dyke-ness.

Women with large Gonzoes will flaunt proudly, often slapping unsuspecting victims in the face, before engaging in fights to prove their superiority.

"Dude, the other night I was getting to bang this chick and found out she had a HUGE gonzo. Needless to say, I ended up with a sore butthole..."

Don't mess with the Gonzo. The Gonzo will destroy you.

by saponix January 07, 2010

Gonzo

Crazy, possible, messed up shit that there is no real word that can describe the situation or topic.

He is Gonzo trying to wrestle a bull.

by Jono villa Lex the rex January 16, 2006

Gonzo

A term used to describe the firmness of a male penis after looking at a female. This term is usually used in between a "Chub" and "Full Erection/Straight up."

"The stripper wasn't that hot, she only gave me a gonzo."

(After a good night) "Damn if I wasn't drunk she would have gotten a Straight up; instead she had to have fun with my Gonzo."

by N. Hayward August 15, 2008

Gonzo

Gonzo

goh⋅n⋅zo

noun, adjective

A)-noun
1. A individual who is arrogant; pertly self-assertive; conceited, does not take criticism well, if not at all.

B)-adjective
1. A cocky person.

A)Ex. My brother is sadly, a gonzo, he always thinks he is right.

B)Ex. The gonzo Olympic swimmer did not finish the race, as he was very arrogant, and would not take advice.

by RektalFunk January 29, 2009

gonzo

gonzo someone with a big, odd-shaped ass nose

Scottie Pippen is definitely a gonzo.

by Alisha April 22, 2005

gonzo

The act of raising ones testicles slightly up above the shaft of their penis, thus making your member resemble gonzo, the lovable muppet.

When presented with the fruitbowl by his naked friend in the locker room, Adam P. retorted by showing his hetro friend with the gonzo

by Papawood December 09, 2003

gonzo

to throw a basketball as hard as you can into someone's face causing them to never want to play the sport again.

Chris: OMG-she went down like a sack of bricks.
Dave: yeah-she got gonzo'ed bad!

by Frank Bonich March 14, 2008