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hickory creek ms

full of dem hickory hoes. they are prude asf. they are all weirdos

blake- i go to hickory jamen- your so prude michael- of course he is, he goes to hickory creek ms

by your papas pussy October 24, 2019

Hickory Dickory Dock

A persons that is slow; not smart

violet : girl he dont need thanksgiving dinner if he got me ;)) mak : bitch he gon starve violet : no dumb bitch he not gon starve he got me you fucking hickory dickory dock

by Idontneedaplan November 28, 2018

hickory Creek middle school

a school full of sexist, ugly homophobic, boys and annoying af girls. they're just a bunch of prissy suburban kids who'll never go through anything hard because they have daddy's money

Kyle: you're such a prick. what school do you go to? Chad: I go to hickory Creek middle school Kyle: ohhh that makes sense.

by lil peen November 15, 2019

hickory horned devil

the fifth instar of the caterpillar of a Citheronia Regalis moth, known for it's prickly and garish appearance

A hickory horned devil is actually harmless when touched.

by The Return of Light Joker July 06, 2011

hickory smoked horse buttholes

Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party. Basically self explanatory. Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.

"I think you really suck and you should just like go die." "Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch." "Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?" "Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."

by poopy bunghole July 17, 2008

hickory smoked minute clinic

(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue. The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.

"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"

by TheRealPD February 04, 2015

does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

A response to an obvious "yes" question.

Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?hobby,horse,hickory,wooden,dick

by HighDefSmitty November 11, 2007