A fork of Rural Dictionary
Putting a little bit of kief in a pipe and smoking it all in one hit, like a dab. Because hash is nonexistant over here.
Got any hash man? No but we can take some Iowa dabs.
A physical representation of a modified painting based on the dogs playing poker. Except in this the dogs are replaced by Albino Gorillas and the cards and poker chips are replaced by feces. And the winner gets to be President.
"Hey Jim, that Iowa Caucus is tonight! I bet you five fucks that Jojo wins!" "Ooooh, sorry Randy, I don't have any fucks to give."
Talking in a slightly raised, monotone voice with attitude
Justin: Hey! Please don't do that to the popcorn, James. *James to Izzy* James: Justin keeps Iowa Yelling at me!
An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.
"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel." "Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
Educational institute where learning comes third to drinking and football. Also: location where much potential is wasted and/or destroyed.
Seige: Are you goin' out tonight? Joel: Nah, man. I got a test tomorrow. Seige: Yeah, me too. Lets go to the bars. Joel: Seige, I can't. Seige: C'mon Joel: Alright, fine. Let's get fucked up. Seige: Sweet! You goin' to the game on Saturday? Joel: Of course! Seige: Awesome! We'll have to tailgate. I love the University of Iowa!
its where you go when you basically give up on life.
guy one: "man i just dont feel like living anymore." guy two: "you might as well move to independence, iowa."
A small ass town in bum-fuck Iowa. The town only consists of a bar, called the Legion where the drunks gpo to talk shit about their shitty jobs. Less than 200 people live here, though nearly half of them are drug dealers, or coke-whores. It is famous for the single pop machine attached to a telephone pole in the middle of nowhere. Dixon consists of one main road and a lot of small shitty alleys where random rabid dogs approach you. Do not buy drugs from these dogs. They've got some reggie shit. Buy from the creepy old sailor at the end of the main road. He's got the good shit.
Where the fuck is Dixon Iowa?