A fork of Rural Dictionary
A catchphrase and internet rage comic character used to convey elegance, wealth and class. It is associated with Victorian styles like wearing a top hat, monocle or various types of mustaches.
Often used to make something seem classier.
A Classier way of "Like a Boss"
My glasses are broken and i don't have any tape. Oh wait (uses broken glasses side as a monocle)
Like a Sir
A reference to a male individual that is a well known chronic and habitual wanker. Constantly tugging and fapping to the point of obsession.
Carl: Hey Joe. What's with your roommate? Why does he always come in and go straight to his room?
Joe: Dude's Sir Tugalot. Won't see him all night.
Carl: Nice. What a wanker.
A God of Bedan Mythology.
Or a god in general
Praised by the Samaritanism cult
“Sir Mel is the god of Samaritanism”
Dead. Dead as hell. What shoes he got on in his casket?
Guy 1: Omg is he okay??
Guy 2: He’s with sir nighteye now.
An English expression for a Homosexual male
Sir Were is a homosexual.
Sir Gaf is the pronouncement of CIRGAF, which stands for "'Cuz I Really Give A Fuck."
CIRGAF is used in a sarcastic situation when one does not care about what the other person is speaking of. This can vary depending on the person, from dramas, to quick chit-chats, to "the talk."
Sir Gaf is used in a rather introducing way or questioning manner, but still mean the exact same as CIRGAF, as well as used in the same situation.
You can see it used in the examples below, somewhat similar to CIRGAF, but rather in a dick way.
"Hey man, guess what happened last night, I met this bastard, we got in a beef right? So I was thinking of ..."
"Wait, is his name Sir Gaf?"
"...So how was YOUR weekend."
"Son, lets have our talk about the birds and the bees. This is very important to our family. I just wanted to..."
"Hold on dad, I think Sir Gaf is calling me."
"Hey, I didn't want to talk about this either."
"Hey Sir Gaf? How are you?"
"Okay okay, just use a condom."