A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the sweetest people known to man kind.
Dang Johnie Mae is the sweetest girl I know
One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."
One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr
Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"
Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5
Jumbo Johny is a nickname for large men named Johnathan who usually have a little zest to them but still mean well
Damn that Johnathan guy is one hell of a jumbo Johny
The freshest guy around, a proud Ukrainian with a love for Arbuz who everyone always listens to. Idolised by many, matched by none.
"Wow, is that Johny Sergeiovich Flick over there? He is so fresh!"
- "I could really use some Arbuz right now..."
- "Just ask Johny Sergeiovich Flick, he always has some to share."