A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jana is a beautiful girl. She seems very shy but once you get to know her, she's actually very freaky, funny, and weird! She is very full of herself and makes a big deal out of boys liking her. She always wants boys' attention.
Friend: Hey, I heard Shrek likes you!
Jana to her bestfriend: OMG SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME THAT SHREK LIKES ME WTF WTF WTF
Also Jana: *talks about that non stop*
Fire-spitting dragon.
May also stalk you if you don't do what she wants.
Likes to tape-record YOUR life.
Consult your doctor before consuming.
Beware, dizziness is one of the side-effects.
My car was just Jana'ed.
Stop Jana'ing me!
Oh man, you should totally check with your doctor before taking that Jana.