A fork of Rural Dictionary
baddass mf boy. fucked up teeth doe, idk wht happened during birth doe. sid the sloth vibes, but still hot somehow??
"sid!! come over here!!!"-zoe
"my names not sid, its jaxon!!"
Hottest kid on the block and beau is ugly af
Beau wishes he could look like Jaxon
parents misspelt the name jason at birth, known most commonly for having a penis that is referred to as the love child between the micro and macro penis, his penis is so small it’s not visible to the naked eye. Many women have said that Jaxons do not satisfy them in bed due to their cock size and their insane nut speed.
girl 1: holy shit this lanky fuck wouldn’t stop looking at me in the club so i gave him a pity fuck and oh my god! his cock was non existent, i had to use tweezers and a microscope in order to jack him off, he nutted within 3 seconds of the jacking too!!
girl 2: ohhhh that guy, was his name Jaxon by any chance?
Flamboyant, homosexual, gay, fag. Pertaining to enjoying butt of the same sex. On some occasions can be seen in the corner of a basement room videotaping on his cellular device a hispanic boy plunging his genitalia into an overweight white girls throat. It is only a Jaxon though if the girl then gets on top and bleeds on the hispanic boys chest and then asks him what his name is. His name is almost always Efrain.
Wow he is such a Jaxon for being gay and videotaping that hispanic boy face bang that ugly white girl.