Country Dictionary

A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.

"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"

the best movie ever however most people just call it " king katz" because of david katz and his extreme hairyness, and also very large penis

"Lets rent king kong tonight!"
"You mean king katz?? ...oh hey dave...."

Large size nuggets of marijuana

King Kong ku on the go hit me up

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl and pounds out a log on your stomach

Sherry gave her boyfriend a King Kong's Finger lastnight at the party

A bong of such magnitude, King Kong could take massive hits off it. Usually one constructed out of a jug with multiple hoses attached.

That is one massive king kong bong.

A foursome with three guys and a girl in which two of the guys eiffel tower (one in the front and one backdooring while standing) the girl and the third guy climbs up to fuck her face like king kong

Me and my bros totally French king konged that bitch last night.

When you take a shit on the floor and throw it at your girlfriend and then proceed to pleasure your partner in the arse

john - King Kong That Bitch Melissa
Nathan - Already Have Mate