A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another word for roadkill. Gets its name from a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Fender Ketchup" in which the player must scare a mobster that is tied to the hood of their car.
"That deer became fender ketchup".
guy: Does anyone smell pennies?
woman: Sorry, just my cunt ketchup.
It's where you pour a half full bottle of ketchup into another half full bottle so you have one full bottle
Um, I wanted to get here early to marry the ketchups.
The most vile and disgusting thing found on Earth. Often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage onto a plate of fries or hamburger.
I would rather drink diarrhea vomited from your mother's ass after being fermented in a hippos vagina for 8000 years than ketchup water touch my fries.
A cardboard cutout of a ketchup bottle with Benjamin Franklins head on it
A recurring character on Unus Annus
Mark: "Oh I'd ride Benjamin Ketchup like a hurricane"
Someone who eats ketchup with almost every meal, it is as much a staple of their diet as bread and water.
Some signs are you freak out when you realise there is none left in the household(ketchup famine) meals without it seem bland. When u have a bottle in your car or bring one to work or school.
Collapsed in an alleyway red stained clothes clutching a bottle of Heniz. He must be a ketchup addict.....