Country Dictionary

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pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

by squirrel pussy December 07, 2015

labia lasso

When a woman is trying extremely hard to capture a mate by being seductive or flashing her vagina.

Gabriela tried to use her labia lasso on Steve because she wanted to take him home from the bar for sex.

by L0wGun October 14, 2015

Full Lasso

Going “Full Lasso” describes one who is fully engaged in celebration. Usually under the influence of alcohol or illicit substances, Full Lasso is a state of pure ecstatic enjoyment.

Synonyms: feelin it, lit, litty titty, going ham, balls deep

I just broke up with my girlfriend, def going Full Lasso tonight!

The band was raging last night, they definitely went Full Lasso.

That dude is Full Lasso right now, he’s really feelin it.

by Boogerboiz December 07, 2019

Lassos

Gender Neutral term for Lad/Lass
More commonly used in the UK

Did you hear, Charlie and George are non binary?! Those are some strong lassos!

by verybisexualnb September 22, 2021

LASSo

Da "lariat" dat Harriet is "handy wif" due to her being such a pretty and charming-natured young lady.

Harriet may indeed be very expert at "roping" all of da misty-eyed dudes on da ranch, but it sounds like she practices "catch and release", since she keeps having to free up her "LASSo" in order to "snag" each of da different mushy-hearted guys in succession.

by QuacksO November 17, 2022

lathrop lasso

Two guys/friends/neighbor who are inseparable when they drink, they randomly knit their pubes and mustache together to trap every person that roams their neighborhood.

When Chris and Rob get together there’s bound to be a Lathrop Lasso tossed out to capture others who roam their neighborhood.

by Big Jim 2 April 05, 2023

Walker Lasso

A playful hold to pin a sexual partner underwater allowing penetration into the anus; always accompanied by a reach-around.

Jack was enjoying a pretty non-eventful day until Kyle pleasantly surprised him with the Walker Lasso.

by KSKreeper July 10, 2017