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Lemons

A person who gets fucked by a mermaid.

The Lemons got fucking railed by a mermaid.

Lemon

A car that is painted so bright, the observer's eyes turn acidic and begin to water.

I pull up in a lemon. Not 'cause she ain't living, it's just your eyes get acidic. -Pharrell

by eilliw21 March 28, 2018

Lemon

Y’all need holy water bitch. Like seriously, your gonna need some therapy after you read it.

God I wish Jesus would forgive me for writing that lemon fic. I NEED SO MUCH HOLY WATER! HALP!

by blurryfacewhocares September 16, 2018

Lemon

Lemon is being gay

That guy is so Lemon I can taste it.

by Mr. Denamarkian September 25, 2020

lemons

something that is not ideal, shitty, or sucked.

"did you hear about how todd's dog died the other day? that shits lemons man"

by yuh__ August 14, 2019

Lemon

It's like saying someone is sour, or like, upset.

Often used in Melbournian circles and other cool groups of people.

Don't talk to that guy, he's pretty lemon.

by Toshibajjjjjjjjjjjj April 28, 2011

Lemon

To be annoyed; To be angry

omg I'm so lemon now

by NNozza May 13, 2018