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Noun- stands for “mother of all shorts”. It is used by traders primarily in the crypto space to refer to a grand short trade where the overall bullish trend ends and reverses. The moas is a legend to some and a philosophy to live by to others. The term was first used and popularized by a trader on twitter who goes by the handle @thiccyth0t
Everyday I wake up in pursuit of the MOAS. This bitcoin short is the MOAS. I top ticked the MOAS
Mother of all Shorts A term first heard on Nov 2024 on the Grand Exchange, a forum of like-minded ethnically Asian virgins who share a common interest of trading worthless cryptographic assets. The term came to the creator in a dream, and is supposed to indicate a "minsky-like moment type shit". Not only is the Moas a call to arms to sell all assets, but it is more importantly a mindset. Only the enlightened can achieve the moas. After accepting into the moas into your life, nothing will matter but the moas. Life is beautiful after. The moas gained popularity in the coming months as cryptographic assets plummeted to levels not seen since the great bear market of 2022. Dec 2024 to Jan 2025 is known as the Greater MOAS period.
"Tuuka you need to adopt the moas and stop holding onto fartcoin" "Jaydog was a worthy adversary but even he fell victim to the MOAS " "Comment your wallet address here for your allocation to the $MOAS presale" "MOAS is sweet in the beginning, and sweet in the end"
Mother of all Shorts The term "Moas" was first heard on the Grand Exchange, a forum of like minded ethnically Asian virgins that trade cryptographic coins, on Nov 2024. The term came to the creator in a vision, which he said will create a "minsky-like moment type shit" . It started gaining popularity the coming months as the price of cryptocurrency plummeted , and the cries of the masses could be heard screaming out, "it's not over until ETH reaches ATH". Moas is a mindset that only the enlightened can achieve.
"Tuuka you need to adopt the moas and stop holding onto fartcoin" "Jaydog was a worthy adversary but even he fell victim to the MOAS " "Comment your wallet address here for your allocation to the $MOAS presale" "MOAS is sweet in the beginning, and sweet in the end"
Moa is an amazing person with a kind personality, they're awkward at times but have lots of friends, Moa is very beautiful and in general the best person to be friends with, they usually enjoy listening to music and such like that, Moa is an intellegent being and is very chill person that enjoys peoples company and doesn't really enjoy being alone which may be found out that they might have autophobia the fear of being alone. Moa is amazing.
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Moa is a girl who is at first very calm, careful and even a little awkward. But once you get to know her, she is passionate, happy and has a good senare of humor. She is a feminine and clever girl, but sometimes playful and even a little annoying. A Moa is someone who has a lot of thoughts and is reflective, someone who enjoys life to it’s fullest. She is interested in society and politics. If you ever get the chance to be together with a Moa, never lose it! She will love you more than anything and take care of you. She will never ever cheat and if someone else hurts her, she’ll lose a lot of confidence. But over all, she is an lovely person with a lovely personality, and with a Moa life is a journey! Plus she’s real wife material.
- I love Moa so much! She is such an amazing person! - How come? - She’s just so sweet and caring. And fun.