A fork of Rural Dictionary
some chick you knocked up on accident during a fling who you can't stand but you have to tolerate cuz she got your baby now.
the mother of your illegitimate, and usually accidental, baby. Usually resulting from misplaced 'skeet' (see: sperm, ejaculation, pulling out). A new trend or uprising fashion statement of modern 'gangstas'. More and more, baby's momma's are like the flat brimmed hat or diamond-plated teeth of todays thugs, regarded highly for the purpose of bragging rights. Baby mommas are often mistreated with the knowledge that, being tainted, she is yours for life and will never leave your side. Even after vigorous 'teaching' and respect' (see: bitch slap) she will remain there with you through thick and thin. Those who have baby mommas are usually seen comparing both the looks and 'booty' of said mommas. Lately, even ballers, and shot callers have been joining into this trend. Phrases such as "i gotta pay my baby momma alimony," and "who's that? oh that's just my baby momma," have become increasingly popular with the younger generation.
1. Before a thug goes out, he makes sure he has his hat on, his chains, and his baby's momma's name tatoo on his arm. 2. I would pay child support to my baby's momma, but I would rather bang on di pipe. 3.I forgot to pull out, so i got me a baby's momma... don't tell her.. but I didn't forget 4. Ceal is my baby's momma, we had an unfortunate skeeting accident. - Mat
1) A grown male still dependent on his mother. 2) A grown male who allows or desires his mother to control most aspects or decisions of his life for him.
I thought I loved him until I realized he was a momma's boy who can't do anything without his mother's permission or approval.
"Hey Foxy Momma, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!" -Jonny Bravo
groovy crunchy-granola mom-type who cherishes and takes care of anything and everything around her without question
That earth momma down the street raises her own vegetables and her own children.
1) The female version of a sugar daddy 2) A cougar or female who'll pay for her younger love interests cars, proms, travels, jewels, etc.
Demi Moore is toally Aston Kutcher's sugar momma