A fork of Rural Dictionary
A period of 10 days. Just as the plural of Deer is Deer, the plural of Mooch is also Mooch. The length of cabinet appointments in Trump' s new show, 'Survivor: White House Edition' will from here forward be measured in Mooch.
The lunar cycle lasts 2.8 Mooch.
It's been almost twenty Mooch since the orange abomination ascended the throne of this great nation, and let me tell you, it is the greatest, unbelievable. You can't imagine how great it is.
The name of a Monkey like man residing in the state of New York.
Enjoys eating, drinking, lying, and partying excessively with very little money to do so most times. Lots of fun to hang out with but at times he is a bit much. He's Mooch, a.k.a. S-dot, a.k.a. Grasso, aka Monk.
"I can't believe the stories that Mooch tells, that kid is really troubled"
Mooch told me he was on probation and my response was "DEWZ"
That Scumbag who wants $5000 off a new 325i and thinks his 92' Integra with 170,000 miles is worth $7000.
You wouldn't believe what that fucking mooch wanted. I told him to get the fuck out of here and go and buy a Kia. O.K. I felt like telling him to get...