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The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex. These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm. The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty. The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.

1.My girl’s mud flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!! 2.I love rolling my wife’s mud flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven! 3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their mud flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

Derived from the German word müdflapenzie.

Ich bin ein müdflapenzie

The human buttocks; specifically, the skin and muscle enclosing the anus. The body part that sandwiches residual fecal matter attached to the rectum, thus providing a buffer between one's undergarments.

My mud flaps felt like sandpaper, leading me to believe that I may not have adequately wiped myself.

oversized, used anus.

She likes it in the ass so much, her ass looks like it has mud flaps.

sneeze guard for a rednecks boyfriend

if it wasn't for that mud flap he would have nudded on his back.

The folds of skin hanging down from a female's arm when the arm is held out to the side.

When she waves, her mud flaps just keep on swingin' in the breeze.

An empty scrotum or ball sack.

Pat was born without balls but still has a sack dangling; when he's getting pounded from behind, it acts as a mud flap to keep shit from getting all over the place.