A fork of Rural Dictionary
Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.
This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.
My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!
Free Mulch Cult also known as FMC, is an internet group of friends. There is 6 active members in this group. Everyone is friendly to everyone.
"Hey have you heard of Free Mulch Cult?"
"Yeah, they are really chill and nice. I wish I was in their group."
Taking a dump around a type 2 diabetic while they sleep on your farm.
Hey! Billy Bob's gotta mulch around the sugar shack before it gets too cold!
Someone who enjoys eating mulch
i saw my neighbor the mulch eater destroying the mulch pile
One who willingly engages in aniligus/cunnilingus (i.e. eatin' da ass)
John: "Bro, I heard she's all about those rim jobs."
Jack: "Yeah she's a real mulch-muncher."
1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.
A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.
2) Someone with horrible teeth.
1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."
2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.