A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mussy is like bradgolina. A combination of mouth and pussy. A woman’s mouth while giving a man head. In other words, I’m fucking her in the mussy tonight instead of the pussy.
I’m tired of fucking my wife in the ass and ending up with a poop noodle when I pee in the morning so now I just have her give me blow jobs…ie get me some mussy!!
Adjective or noun: A mustache that smells of female genitalia
After Tom performed cunnilingus, his ‘stache was mussy. Tom’s mussy was full of Monique’s lady juices.
Mussy; mashed potatoes being used as lube in a mans asshole.
It’s either actual dry powder potato mix into an asshole, or just a weird combination of all types of bodily fluids (sexual or non sexual) being inserted all into the asshole.
Sometimes either sexual partner consumes it.
“I made some mussy in jacks asshole last night”
“That mussy was bussin”
A massive pussy from a friend, preferably someone named Max, or has an M as an initial. Used as a nickname, main name, code name, or pet name.
Dane: What the fuck is that smell?
Sam: It's musty, it's crusty, it must be the Mussy!
Max: Sorry guys, my zipper is down...
Dane and Sam: What the shit Max