A fork of Rural Dictionary
A site that used to kickass back in the old days but is now just another 'game' laced with adverts, spyware, and idiots. Frozen unfairly? You probably won't get your account back. Run by hypocrites who truly don't care if you live or die.
"Dude my Neopets account was frozen, even though I didn't do anything wrong!" "Ah well, better make a new account."
A virtual pet website initially designed for bored college students, although currently most players are younger than 16. Each player is allowed four pets on up to five accounts; one account --and one only-- may be used to play games, which there are numerous of. By playing games, a user may gain Neopoints -- which may be used to buy such items as paint brushes (to paint/change the appearance of an existing Neopet), toys, food, etc. NeoBoards give users the option of communicating with one another, and are separated into several different sections (such as Avatars/NeoSignatures, Help, and Fan Clubs). Guilds are mainly groups that consist of users with similar interests; a user may belong to only one guild at a time. Most importantly: The equivalent (though slightly more harmful) to cocaine.
Neopets fucking ruined four years of my life! If you haven't already joined, don't. You will be unable to escape the hell without severe consequences. Ya think I'm joking, don't ya? To those poor ignorant souls who are still addicted: Get help. Seriously. Hire a therapist. And before you get all fuckin' defensive.. I was never frozen; I was just smart and left. :)
stupid evil mind warping game that tries to make you want to kill everyone.
guy#1: dude i just killed my mum guy#2: wtf why??? guy#1: because NEOOOPEETS OR mum: Honey, time for dinner i made your favorite kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO i want to play neopets im cool now i have a paintbrush mum: huh??
a once good site whihc is now fucked up they claim they haven't been hacked when in fact they have they freeze you for the most stupidest reasons and you canot utter a single word on the boards without getting reported fuck it all and not to mention the fucking favorism (featheralley) and now thye have premium but wait a second didn't they always say they would be free i lost all my respect to tntn neopets and the players i liked the old days when we use to be able to link out of neopets when report happies were put down and flammed and when tntn actually cared for the players.
newbie: hi i am new report happy: reported for spam. many ppl will say that they enforce the rules by reporting ppl pah pathetic a lame excuse just to hide how powerless they are in real life i will soon have a list of reprot happies i know in neopets.
Ok after 3 years of playing neopets i'll just say neopets sucks fucking llama balls. You get your account icedfrozen / delete / disable for NO FUCKING REASON. TNT is a bunch of communist whores that ice you and get paid $.50 per person they ice. They fucking must have like billions of dollars. 3 words: Play neopets and i'll FUCKING make fun of you and stalk you and kick your damn ass. kthxbai
Ok after 3 years of playing neopets i'll just say neopets sucks fucking llama balls. You get your account icedfrozen / delete / disable for NO FUCKING REASON. TNT is a bunch of communist whores that ice you and get paid $.50 per person they ice. They fucking must have like billions of dollars. 3 words: Play neopets and i'll FUCKING make fun of you and stalk you and kick your damn ass. kthxbai Neopets fucking sucks big hairy pedophile balls
Same thing as Pepsi, a scam.
Guy 1: SHIT!!!! MY ACCOUNT GOT FROZEN?!!?!? Guy 2: Told you, you were gonna get fucked.