A fork of Rural Dictionary
By far the best roast. counters every roast in existence. great for use in arguments.
Person 1: "Bro your chin is as pointy as Phineas from Phineas and Ferb my guy.
Person 2: "Bro what do you mean! Look at your head!"
Coined by the great Gatherqueef, this phrase refers to an old video in which a wife shaving the pubic hair of her husband accidentally cut the head of his penis off.
"Shave your head," as in "cut off the head of your penis off with a vibrating razor or some other overly-sharp thing that it is nearly impossible to do."
When someone has some sort of head trauma albeit a gash or fresh stitches.
Brenda couldnt help but ask buddy about his head dressing. "Dude what's wrong with your head!!!"
To be alert, or just be watching around you
Guy1: Cops is lurking, keep your head on a swivel
Guy2: Aight g, you too
When your friend or partner is sick or came back from work tired and exhausted, you say I’ll make a cup of coffee for your head. This makes your life feel more like you have someone.
I noticed you look a little sick, so let me make a cup of coffee for your head.
A default state of mind, somewhat like a chosen hallucination, when things get so bad that rabbits eating your head is a beautiful alternative to one’s current reality.
After my third staff meeting of the afternoon, I started to lull myself into the “rabbits eating your head” scenario, just for a little relief.
When everything around you is {dysfunctional}, make sure you keep your head on straight (i.e. normal).
Keep you head on straight in this abnormal} psychologically damaging office!
You know to keep your head on straight or as a normal person.