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one-man-douche-circus

A way to describe someone who has made a fool of himself/herself in the past, or is generally an unlikable or moronic person.

I hope Jason doesn't come sit with us at lunch. That guy is a one-man-douche-circus.

by hooptey November 19, 2004

one-man wrecking crew

A single individual who can deliver to the world more political, social, economic and military chaos than Nostradamus's 3 Antichrists- Stalin, Hitler and Napoleon Bonaparte- combined.

Is Donald Trump really the one-man wrecking crew that the Democrats make him out to be and that Joe Biden defined as such at the 2016 DNC?

by Sexydimma July 29, 2016

One Man Wrecking Crew

What does it sound like, genius? A One Man Wrecking Crew is just what it sounds like; a single man who wrecks shit. This term is used when one guy gets into a fight against more than one guy, and deals some serious fucking damage. The One Man Wrecking Crew could either win or lose; that doesn't matter. It all comes down to how much destruction he dished out. This can be applied to violence in either reality (a), or even video games (b). verb (c) One-Man-Wreck(ed).

(a) "Holy shit, man! Your face is messed up!" "You think this is bad, you should see the other guys. I was a One Man Wrecking Crew!" (b) "My entire team quit but me. I lost, but the score was 39 to 41 before the timer ran out. I was a One Man Wrecking Crew!" (c) "These four guys jumped me the other day, a bunch of pussy freshmen trying to act tough. What could I do? I felt bad, but I had to either One-Man-Wreck them or let them beat up on me. I chose the former."

by One Man Wrecking Crew May 10, 2010

one man wolf pack

A loner that refers to themself as a one man wolf pack to make themself seem cooler. Used in the popular movie The Hangover by Alan

guy#1: hey i am totaly a one man wolf pack i'm so awesome guy#2: does your one man wolf pack play world of warcraft with you all night guy#1: yeah guy#2: loser!!!

by theonemanwolfpack January 26, 2010

The One Man Hand Jive

Manual stimulation of the genital organs (of oneself or another) for sexual pleasure

Johnny was in his room doing The One Man Hand Jive as his mother walked in and caught him in the act.

by ShoTz November 08, 2007

One Man Bukkake Show

(n.) won•mæn•boo•kock•key•sh•oh | One Man Bukkake Show: almost like a type of reverse gangbang where as instead of several people bending over one person, it’s one person bending over several people. —— *can be used as a metaphor (n.) a victory against great odds

“Damn, he rolled up on all y’all & just went full one One Man Bukkake Show & shut all y’all down by himself” “Damn, he rolled up on y’all & just came so much on all y’all’s faces it was the amount of like 10 men! He’s a One Man Bukkake Show!”

by amicusknox August 26, 2023

One Man Hand Party

A term reffering to masturbation

I was quite randy in school so i hid in the closet for a quick one man hand party

by jappy jappy jappy January 05, 2011