A fork of Rural Dictionary
A noob that poops their pants. As in gets really mad for no reason and makes a scene.
d00d: Hey do you have any spare death runes?
d00dz0r: H3y why dont y0u g0 w0rk f0r y0ur 0wn and st0p begging 0ther people cuz j00 suckz0r at lyf3
d00d: Woah man calm down don't terd yourself poob.
butt cheek, boobs of the anus, etc.
Wouldnt you love to caress those poobs
A variation on the words peng and boobs, meaning the owner of said poobs has a set of "Peng boobs".
Originating from Nottingham, UK, where poobs are aplenty, boys regularly spy-out a nice looking lady and set about the task of getting into her underwear to discover just how peng their 'poobs' are.
Naomi - Wow, my boobs look great in this tight dress, the cleavage comes up to my eyes!
Ben - They certainly are a nice pair of poobs! (Stare)
Naomi - Why thankyou!
The ultimate embaressment and worst name to ever be called if you though a noob is bad well poob is even worse
austin: yeee thats wassup im sosososososo cool
crew:............what a poob