A fork of Rural Dictionary
Means of electronic message exchange not only restricted to though not excluding e-mail.
Hey, tx for the poste to my snw profile.
A solid object that Is consistently struck by Adam Kempner during football matches
It’s kempner!! Oh he’s hit the fucking post again!
(post post ger-nah-liz-em) noun. the situating that occurs when one has the opportunity to watch one’s fatal demise from a position of relative comfort, then having survived the incident one gives an aural as well as visual account of the harrowing situation from a position of relative comfort
Wolf Blitzer: OMG! Look at that plane's fucked up front wheel! How will they ever land it?
other talking head: I don’t know. Let’s watch it all later.
Wolf Blitzer: Now this just in…
Later in Situation Room:
Wolf Blitzer: We now have a CNN exclusive interview with a CNN correspondent who just happened to be on that plane with the fucked up front wheel. Let’s tune in .
survivor/reporter: …So, there we were. We watched our plane going around and around for 3 hours on the tv screens in the backs of the seats in front of us. And we didn’t die in a fiery crash either. OMFG! This is definitely a case of post post journalism.
While having intercourse, you withdraw and ejaculate on your palm then slap your partner in the face with your ejaculate smeared hand.
Wow, you just gave me a post-it. We're breaking up.
n. A cigarette.
v. To smoke a cigarette
Variations:
Stray post- n. A half smoked cigarette, picked up from an ash tray or off of the ground, to be smoked to completion for free.
Post up- v. To smoke a cigarette. An invitation or request usually made by
n. "Hey, can I bum a post?"
"I'm all out of posterettes."
v. "Who's tryina post/post-up witcha boy?"
Condition of life after one has created and then deleted a facebook account.
After going post-post-facebook, you will be able to re-forget dozens of high school acquaintances.