A fork of Rural Dictionary
The fuckwit who is ruining the economy and gas prices because he is angry at Ukraine for having land
Zelensky: Hey wassup Putin?
Putin: CYKA BLYAT
The act of shoving your tongue under another mans foreskin during gay oral sex
There I was being blown by my boyfriend and he pulled a Putin on me.
Another word for “anus.”
“For the next medical exam, I will have to put this finger up your Putin.”
“Mooooom! Can you come wipe my Putin?”
“Honey, I’m so horny! Can you please stick it in my Putin tonight?”
Putin is the most lovable person! He is sweet, kind, and always there when you need him. He is ready to comfort you in any situation. Sometimes Putin can get a little funny and messy, but he will always apologize at the end.
“Wow he is such a Putin”
“I know right”
“I still love him even after high school”