A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)
Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.
Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-
Post Anal Farts: farts caused by air being forced into the ass along with penal insertion and later pass through the anus as a post anal fart.
You railed me so hard tonight, I'm going to have PAFs until tomorrow afternoon!
Pretentious art fiddler.
Pretentious artist craving attention/money/recognition for something otherwise insignificant.
-A pretentious artist whom believes that they deserve praise for making a piece of artwork/content/song, no matter how basic and copy pasted their style or idea is, be it anything from a basic stickman or some manga dude in a head lock.
They often feel the need to promote themselves in public areas, forums or in other ways feel relevant.
Example from Facebook: Yeah, 'try me'. Try me to stop me from dragging your non- crediting soul to the underworld were reposters who don't link to the source belongs. I drew this, don't be disrespectful.
Normal person: Don't be such a paf, might as well just repost and meme it without giving you the attention you crave.
People Are Fucking Stupid
I cant believe they are gonna try and tell me how to live my life.. #PAFS