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Palin

A thick, clumpy, white discharge that is associated with a vaginal yeast infection.

I've got palin in my panties. I must have a yeast infection.

by Eric Tylurgen June 26, 2014

palin

noun - 1. Often Disparaging and Offensive. a person from a backwoods or other remote area, esp. from the mountains of the northwestern U.S.

There are lots of palins buying bulk at costco.

by goingnowhere September 05, 2008

Palin

1. when you say something and then you say something else that is a contraction to it.
2. When you say something incredibly stupid that u don't even believe.

Gov. Palin "I know Global Warming is man made"
resident watching the debate "there she goes again, she pulled a Palin! Well they don't call it a Palin for nothing!"

by Yardle October 21, 2008

palin

confused and unable to focus on subjects, or direct questions, etc.; can be brought on by a night of drunken craziness or vice presidential nomination.

“We partied like rockstars last night, and I’m totally palin today. I don’t even know where I am!”

“Did you hear him? He’s always so palin! I asked about our retirement plan and he started discussing the dress code.”

by clong27 October 03, 2008

Palin

An inexperienced, mildly retarded, down syndrome sprouting, first amendment abolishing, creationism enforcing, wolf and wildlife killing woman who doesn't know "What is it exactly that a VP does every day?"

I'd bang Palin, but I sure as hell don't want that bitch running my country.

by Brandon Dean McCann September 22, 2008

Palinize

When someone answers a question without any form of intelligence or foresight. In an attempt to divert from giving a correct answer and in the process sounding unintelligible.

"Hey mat, have you seen my 50 dollars I left on the counter?"
"Well Tia, im not going to answer that question the way you want me to , but doggonit, I betcha, if we put our heads together we can come to some conclusion as to why money is even green to begin with."
"Mat , do me a favor and don't Palinize me!

by Atia Breen November 06, 2008

palined

1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, pre-dictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer.

Katie asked Sarah what newspapers she read but Sarah totally palined and said "Entertainment Tonight!"

by oh-geek October 09, 2008