Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Lady Penelope

classy way to talk about a vagina

"Lady Penelope is vacationing at the Red Sea"

"Lady Penelope likes lacey things"

by absentmind November 12, 2011

penelope pitstop

Absolutely gorgeous message board chick

That poster is soooo pp

by sausage October 12, 2004

Dirty Penelope

masturbating and having an orgasm in public

she totally pulled a dirty Penelope in class

by hand123456789 December 29, 2020

Penelope

Penelope is a bully. She wears glasses and bullies everybody, especially Bella, but everyone bullies Bella. She spends her free, not-bullying time on Instagram and Snapchat. She also bullies people on social media, too. She has other classmates, like Hong-Van.

Penelope sits next to Bryce in Language Arts and talks to him the whole class.

by thong-van April 01, 2019

Penelope Cruz

The HOTTEST woman who has ever walked the earth. She is from Spain with dark hair, dark eyes, and light olive skin. She is truly the epitome of Mediterranean beauty.

God, what I would give to have just one hour with Penelope Cruz in my bedroom.

by Mplad May 02, 2008

dirty penelope

To shove a rose stem up ones ass then suck a dick while trying to shit the stem out.

He did a dirty penelope

by James the dick May 17, 2016

Penelope Syndrome

A person who continually has to one up everyone else around them...based off the character Penelope from SNL

Homegirl has been getting on my nerves lately, she totally has Penelope Syndrome.

by goodayyy May 06, 2008