Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Piston Neck

A man who has a piston as a neck

His head can not stop going up and down because of this

“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us, you god darn piston neck

“You fucking piston neck”

“What are ya? A fucking piston neck?!”

“Get off my land you piston neck”

Or if you are a women

“Get your willy out of my face you piston neck”

“Get off my behind, you piston neck lookin retard”

Honourable mentions

Piston Neck Pete
Piston Neck Willy

by TheHungryShoe September 28, 2020

Piston Neck

A man who has a piston as a neck and can’t stop his head from going up and down

“YOU FUCKING PISTON NECK

by TheHungryShoe September 28, 2020

The rusty piston

The result of having rough anal sex, and your shaft is covered in feces and blood, giving it that rusty color.

I ran into my ex last night, and the rusty piston was on my bucket list.

by Jmc1971 CM75 September 04, 2018

sticky piston

The act of sticking two fingers up a womans arse and proceeding to ram them up her nose like a piston

I did that dawn mclean last nite she's shes such a filthy milf she let me give her a sticky piston.

by Mick Moran September 12, 2010

Dew Piston

Another word for penis, used in the song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by The Bloodhound Gang.

I was power-drilling all night with my dew piston.

by Kyle Wells August 03, 2005

detroit pistons

NBA team that is slowly crumbling.

First they beat the lakers in 2004.

Then they lost to the Spurs in 2005.

Then they lost to the Miami Heat in the 2006 eastern conference finals.

Then they lost Ben Wallace.

What's gonna happen next, I wonder...the Detroit Pistons miss the playoffs? LMAO!

by D-Miles August 13, 2006

love piston

something all men should have if you dont you are not a man.
a love piston is a penis

that guy has a massive love piston