Country Dictionary

A meme where a cow is dancing to a song revolving a drug addiction which people find funny, albeit not knowing the meaning behind the song.

Polish people: Omg the polish cow song is so sad 😭
The rest of the world: Cow

To Fellate.

The only way Beth got that raise was if she took the boss to the copy room to polish the knob.

The state of completely chaos, disarray and/or decay.

OR
Something that was supposed to function and/or improve but made things worse

I was stuck in my car for 3 hours. The traffic today is in Polish order.

Masturbating a large, black cock.

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.

When a man lies on his stomach and the girl humps the back of his head, while giving him a rim job.

The back of my head is almost bald after that Polish 69.

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."

I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.

This is another term for masturbation/wanking

Josh : Where have you been?
Greg : I've Just Been Polishing The Eagle
Josh : Nice One!