A fork of Rural Dictionary
A childish insult that has never actually been used by a child. Are you a 30+ year old child that doesn't know how to dish out proper insults? If you answered yes to that question, 'ponk' is the word for you. Make sure not to pronounce this word correctly, saying the word 'punk' instead of 'ponk' is a huge no no. For the purpose of this example we'll call the protagonist Mr Scott Ruin (he nails it, he actually 'ruins' this guy). Now if you nail it right like Scott Ruin did (see example), you'll have them sucking on your goat sack. Don't be a rotten jerk face, get out there and start spreading ponk around. Bye bye buddy.
Scott Ruin: You are a dirty rotten mouth pig, you dirty sucker. Don't you ever talk to me like that again, ponk, yeah, ponk. *Gas Station Clerk cups his meat and two veg in his hands as if to say, 'suck on my goat sack, you dirty sucker'* Scott Ruin: bye bye buddy.
A masked man who likes to kill cats.
Ponk keeps killing innocent cats, he must be stopped!
Better known as a "PoesZonk". A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.
Look how Cindy is leaning forward at Gretel's desk, I am quickly going to "ponk" her before she turns around.
(Verb) 1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping. 2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts. 3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.
Ex 1. Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now. Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking. Ex.2 Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier. Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid. Ex. 3 Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to? Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.