A fork of Rural Dictionary
Roll On Floor Laughing/Roll on Fucking Floor Laughing Otherwise laughing so hard you piss your pants
Sana: Holy Jesus that was funny! Carly: I know! Shit- I... roffle Sana: Goddamnit! It smells like piss! Carly: I'm sorry. Sana: In the car and everything...
"Roffle" is a compound-word. When a girl is bored at work and needs a male to entertain her the male can, unwittingly - and often without his knowledge, become her "Roffle Pig". The male requires low self-esteem and no "actual work" to do. This, in no way relates to the physical appearance of the individual. The term "Roffle Pig" was first coined on the 31st of July 2009 PIG Informal person regarded as being piglike, greedy, or gross. ROFL is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.
Question: Do you have your very own roffle pig? Answer I do have a roffle pig, as it happens. He truffles for roffles all day long *purely* on my behalf.
The verbal equivalent of the well-known, but rarely spoken 'ROFL' (meaning 'rolling on the floor lauhing).
You just peed your pants? ROFFLE McWAFFLE!!!
When it becomes necessary to initiate a charge of magnificent proportion. This is time for a Roffles Charge.
OMG we r bein pwnt ... we must Roffles Charge
interj. roffle or roffles taken to the next level. Often used ironically.
Person A say something particularly unoriginal. B: LOL C: ROFL D: roffles with syrup.