A fork of Rural Dictionary
An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
aright wing Republican patriotic nut, but one still not far right enough for alt-rad right groups such as the KKK
as a Republican leaning Jew, the most towards the radical right I can go politically is to be a right-handed flamethrower; further than that , not only do I personally not want to go there, but I won't be welcomed by the KKK
Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*
Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."
Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."
Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."
Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨
*Tonberry noises ensue*
Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"
An obsequious (suck up) loud mouthed assistant, who serves no observable purpose other than to vociferously agree with and support whatever idea the boss has come up with.
"That Bob is Mister Big's right hand mouth."
Keep in mind this is all in good humor, and I have provided "equal time" for both parties:
Democrats: Condy is the president's right hand mouth.
Republicans: Bill is Hillary's right hand mouth.
TV Version: Dwight ("The Office") is Michael's right hand mouth.
Right Hand Lady is another word for Right Hand Woman. They are an assistant that helps their boss with certain tasks.
She is my Right Hand Lady
WHEN you play a good soccer and throw good with right hand
My friend has hell off right hand!
By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.
Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!