A fork of Rural Dictionary
The term for when gay people do a drive by
Hey man I just saw a fruit roll up
Basically, a gay drive-by shooting.
Damn, did you hear about that Fruit Roll-up?
Used to inquire another as to their response to what can usually be referred to as a verbal ass-kicking.
"Your mom is so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon. yeaahh!! what YOU got? roll up, bitch!"
When a man rolls a flaccid penis up into a ball and puts it in his mouth.
My buddy couldn't get it up so he just gave his boyfriend the fruit roll up.
when a girl has her period and puts it on her face and when it dries the guy peels in off and eat's it
I got a fruit roll up last night it was so hott.
A sexual act in which the male ingests a high level of citrus fruit (preferably pineapple) 24 hours before the sexual encounter. When the male is preparing to ejaculate, he pulls out and skeets on her back. After it dries on her back, he peels it off and feeds the fruity snack to her.
Male: It's almost dry now.
Female: Shit, I hope so, I'm starving for a fruit roll up!