Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dick Ronald

A word used to call someone a dick but with a human characteristic.

"Daniel slept with Brok's mom"
"He is such a Dick Ronald.

by Omar, Josh, Daniel February 22, 2012

Ronald Jenkees

FUCKING AWESOME piano player on youtube

wow look at Ronald Jenkees play hes fucking good

by cky2gen August 26, 2010

Ronald Reagen

How retarded worshipers of Ronald Reagan (mis-) spell his name.

Your nemesis: I love Ronald Reagen!
You: 1) You're an idiot for spelling "Reagan" wrong.

2) You're an idiot for liking Reagan

by FDR was way better. May 05, 2010

Ronald Drump

Some guy who wanted to tear down a wall build by Donald Trump

Guy: Hey did you hear that Ronald Drump tore down the wall?

by MeatIoafgod November 11, 2020

ronald mcdonald

child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Ronald McDonald

The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.

Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.

by Andrew B July 27, 2006

Ronald's Revenge

getting diarrhea after consuming food at Mcdonald's

I got Ronald's revenge after eating that big Mac

by Frankie D, February 15, 2007