Country Dictionary

when one is on the hunt for cock.

"Where's Jane?"
"I dunno...hotdog safari?"

While driving in your car, hunting down attractive young teenagers. It is acceptable to yell "TWEEN" as you drive by, as loud as possible, if said tween is indeed hot. Or unusually goobery looking.

"Dude, wanna play Tween Safari?"

"I saw so many hot tweens while playing Tween Safari today."

When you go on a spree of 'liking' a wide variety of pages on Facebook when you are bored.

I was really bored at work yesterday and i went on a Like Safari, and i 'liked' pages like 'Ass' and 'Sneaking a Toke at Work'

A sport developed in Manchester, UK by punk band Revenge of the Psychotronic Man.
The sport involves identifying an emo kid and stroking their fringe in a mocking manner.

Stroking an emo fringe as part of an emo safari.

"Atari Safari" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. An Atari Safari is when you climb inside an arcade-size video game and replace the joystick with your own and hope that the next player gets the high score.

Roger thought he was just playing Burgertime, but he was really on an Atari Safari.

When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.

David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!

When a senior in college scouts out the “wildlife” (freshmen, sophomores) by seeking to engage in sexual activity with them

Jonah: “Rachel thinks I act too much like a freshman”
Matthew: “Maybe Rachel wants to go on a senior safari”