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Sorrow Ride

Same thing as a joy ride but with a gas station at the end of it

o man i got to go the gas station at 4.50 a gallon this is going to be a sorrow ride

by Rave05 July 23, 2008

The Moment of Sorrow

That moment in The Office when they sing “9,986,000 Minutes” to Michael.

The moment of sorrow begins when Michael looks at his employees and whisperssomethings happening...”

by Ken Bone Adams February 19, 2021

Sorrow Tv

A channel that makes you thinking about killing yourself nothing to the cringe, shocking and fucking painful situations he reads out from sub reddits. Seriously if he could cure my fucking depression it can for sure fucking cure yours.

*911 call*
Victim: Help me im fucking dying

*holding back laughter*
Operator: Oh shit what sorrow tv video your watching.
*says confused*
Victim: WHAT no i am L I T E R A L L Y dying.
*says in excitement*
Operator: Oh shit your watching r/niceguys aren't you!
*Victim dies from internal bleeding*

by Anthony mr.steal your girl March 25, 2018

purple sorrow

The sadness Minnesota Vikings fans have for their team pretty much ever year they are in the playoffs and never get to the Superbowl.

Again, this year, there is much purple sorrow among Vikings’ fans as the team did not advance past the first round of the playoffs.

by Purplenado March 04, 2023

Sorrow Soup

A minimalistic food you make with nothing but pasta and chicken broth when you're depressed. Traditionally made a little after midnight when you're hungry after eating nothing the day before because you had no energy to get up and eat something. Despite the name and description, it actually doesn't taste that bad.

"I was so darn hungry last night that I resorted to making myself some sorrow soup."

by Reptilesrcool July 23, 2022

Sorrow Cycle

The sequence if self pity and celebration after aromantic break up for a man.

He went to the movies alone.He must be in a Sorrow Cycle.

by Crusty Cannoli June 13, 2014

Sorrow Of Goths

A sorrow is the word for a collective of goths.

Look at those people dressed all in black- they must be a sorrow of goths.

by jojoXtal November 27, 2018