Country Dictionary

A friendly greeting

Spinks to you!

A “Spink” is a large cold alcoholic beverage

Are you thirsty for a Spink?

Originates from Neil Gaiman's book "Coraline" and his two characters: Miss Spink and Miss Forcible. Miss Spink and Forcible are an old couple who live downstairs from a blue-haired girl named Coraline. Used as a friendly insult that basically means "you old hag". Can be used when someone asks a stupid question

Someone: "daniel's sitting over there" you: "yes I know... I can see" someone: "he is writing" you: "yes i know that you spink. I have eyes you know?"

Someone that suffers from a weird form of social Stockholm Syndrome due to many years of multiple points of manipulation. It stemmed from the indie film Rubber in which Mark Snartt-Spink is manipulated by his female flat mate on a daily basis.

That guy is a total Snartt-Spink

Loves fury porn and and can't stop himself from giving people's dogs hand jobs...

Harvey spink gave my dog a hand job and made it cum evary were.

/spin-ked/ Adverb to describe being completely outplayed and destroyed, usually followed by a celebration.

YOU JUST GOT SPINKED.

To do a line pink whilst sultans spunk on your face

There was a gentleman who spent his Sunday afternoon getting a right good spinking . The sultans took a line of pink and then spunked in his face. The result was a lot of spink