A fork of Rural Dictionary
When something looks very square but also super cute. Built like a tree trunk. Very loveable.
That ravager is a stumpy wumpy! I WANNA EAT IT
stumpy mcrainbow dash is the bestest person ever. she is very short though.
"oh yeah that's stumpy mcrainbow dash over there"
"stumpy mcrainbow dash is very majestic"
A short man (or woman)
Not a tall person
Hey see that guy over there? I was towering over the Li'l Stumpy
The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.
man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.
woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker