A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone Urinates in a box of instant potatoes, and then mixes it together to make mashed potatoes
Son - What's for dinner mom?
Mom - I'm not cooking, just make some Pee-tatoes
Son - I don't want those again Mom!!
the type of voice you'd hear in recordings of p*dos talking to 12 year old girls
Girl 1: Hey have you met the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a Tato's Voice
When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.
Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.