A fork of Rural Dictionary
Women with saggy boobs and perky nipples.
Tits hang down almost to navel,nipples point straight down. aka sock beamers
Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!
"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!" "He must be a Jacob Beamer"
When you feed your girl exlax and cream corn then have her squat on top of a coffee table while laying underneath and watch it all flow out
We had cream corn for supper tonight and got a new coffee table so trying the Beamer tonight
A millenial who is similar to a boomer. They have the Trump mentality and not a clue how to use Twitter, Facebook or Instagram.
'Hey, have you seen Justin Bieber's Instagram?' 'Yeah, he's such a beamer'