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Anything sharp or pointy shaped, bolted or otherwise manufactured on to the front of anything. Such as a knife-like front chin spoiler on a car or motorcycle.
Originating from the downhill skateboarding scene where sadistic OGs would bolt a sharp piece of wood or metal to the front of their deck to "get groms" as they fall or cut in front.
"Tired of these slow groms cutting in front of me on slow turns."
"Put a grom getter on the front"
The act of pulling one’s hair in a downward motion to encourage hairline growth further down the scalp. Used by the looksmaxxing community to combat balding in men.
“Have you seen Mark recently, I think he got a hair transplant?”
“Nah man, he’s just been gromming a lot recently. He’s trying to looksmax.”
Gromming (v): When a woman submerged in water farts and the air bubble moves towards her front and goes inside of her vagina.
Josh: Haha, I farted.
Chris: But no air bubbles came up.
Josh: That's cuz I'm gromming it.
Chris: Aw, sick dude! Your puss smells like a wet fart box!!!
Grom is the one true god, Grom was born to destroy Brazil (hell). “Where you Grom” is the prayer.
Where you grom.
A surfer dude who likes to party.
James: Yo did you see Derek last night he was totally crushing beers and surfing.
Stella: Yeah he asked me for a hug with a white claw in his hand.
James: What a grom! 😂